Change your thoughts and you'll change your world.

 

smallstrawhat:

i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.

newyorker:

A cartoon by Ali Rushfield. Take a look at more cartoons from this week’s issue of the magazine.

newyorker:

A cartoon by Ali Rushfield. Take a look at more cartoons from this week’s issue of the magazine.

thingsorganizedneatly:

nprfreshair:

By Emily Blincoe

 A long-time favorite of Things Organized Neatly, Emily Blincoe, featured on NPR’s Fresh Air blog (one of my favorite NPR shows) spotted by Charles, my partner in my other other blog, Fadient.

thingsorganizedneatly:

nprfreshair:

By Emily Blincoe

 A long-time favorite of Things Organized Neatly, Emily Blincoe, featured on NPR’s Fresh Air blog (one of my favorite NPR shows) spotted by Charles, my partner in my other other blog, Fadient.

God damn it, there are nice things in the world- and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.

J.D. Salinger, Franny & Zooey (via larmoyante)

Howard University students. #Don’t Shoot.
This is so powerful and I’m heartbroken and scared when I think about whats going on in Ferguson.

Howard University students. #Don’t Shoot.

This is so powerful and I’m heartbroken and scared when I think about whats going on in Ferguson.

Dear employers, I will have to take the day off today because:

☐ It’s December and the streets are papier-mached with wet bronze leaves and it’s so dark outside that the cars have their headlights on at 3pm

☐ I have recently been through a breakup, or I have been through a breakup at any time in my life really, and I woke up today with the absolute conviction that I will never be loved again

☐ A dog looked at me

☐ I got a text from someone for whom I feel a mix of concern and frustration and recognition and longing that is both more and less than romance

☐ Someone made a joke about dead pets meeting you in heaven

☐ Daylight savings time

☐ I passed a knot of flowers that were so bright they glowed through the dim grey water of the day and when was anything in my life last that luminous?

☐ Girls are too pretty

☐ For the first time I genuinely comprehend that there is not enough time to have all the lives I wanted

☐ I accidentally listened to Leonard Cohen

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today

I mean I know I say GPOY all the time but literally, actually GPOY.

(via emchughes)

feeling this, today

(via alithea)